haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
