Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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