Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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