I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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