google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
that may or may not have been my penis.
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