Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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