Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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