He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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