their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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