Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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