Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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