no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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