First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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