Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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