So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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