so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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