David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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