My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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