I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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