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It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
you never un-have a 4some
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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