We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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