just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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