Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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