i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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