Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We talked him into tasing himself.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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