i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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