Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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