I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I could fuck to npr.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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