he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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