I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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