What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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