No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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