high people should be assigned attendants
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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