why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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