I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You made out with two different species that night
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
