we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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