The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
