Acid is not a monday night drug
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
