no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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