I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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