I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He felt like a one man threesome
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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