Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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