he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
