Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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