hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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