So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
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