Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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