Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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