So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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