That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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